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lil-mizz-jaye:

dclzexon:

Old warrior


I’m not even a little bit sorry

lil-mizz-jaye:

dclzexon:

Old warrior

I’m not even a little bit sorry

lil-mizz-jaye:

OKAY SO
My mother hung this guy on my shower, and my toilet is facing him
I’m sitting there on the toilet in dead silence while this guy’s just hanging in front of me
Suddenly he starts to wiggle and flail around in front of me
Before my mind realizes it’s an earthquake, I start to fucking panic thinking the fucker came to life and he’s trying to free himself from his coat-hanger to murder me
There I am, at my most vulnerable, literally screaming “OH GOD, OH GOD, NO, NO” and covering my face with tears in my eyes, heart racing
Because I thought that fucking bird had come to life to murder me
Fuck you stupid looking bird
Fuck you
Fuck you right in the ass

lil-mizz-jaye:

OKAY SO

My mother hung this guy on my shower, and my toilet is facing him

I’m sitting there on the toilet in dead silence while this guy’s just hanging in front of me

Suddenly he starts to wiggle and flail around in front of me

Before my mind realizes it’s an earthquake, I start to fucking panic thinking the fucker came to life and he’s trying to free himself from his coat-hanger to murder me

There I am, at my most vulnerable, literally screaming “OH GOD, OH GOD, NO, NO” and covering my face with tears in my eyes, heart racing

Because I thought that fucking bird had come to life to murder me

Fuck you stupid looking bird

Fuck you

Fuck you right in the ass

lil-mizz-jaye:

lil-mizz-jaye:

Just reminding everyone why we came to Tumblr.

I can’t believe I was arguing about dumb shit on the internet

I forgot I was here for COOL PORN AND DINOSAURS

staff:

Remember when we announced the Tumblr Fellowship program for the 2014 Personal Democracy Forum? Well, we found 10 social-digital-actual geniuses to be a part of it, and they’re in New York right now to hobnob and debate with other bright minds at the intersection of society and the…

if this post get 1 million revolves ill do things

lil-mizz-jaye:

Could you imagine if furry logic existed in reality?

Like what if every time we consumed protein, it made our semen production skyrocket

And the longer we went without release, the bigger our balls got

We’d have a burger for lunch, then go to class and sit there trying to pay attention while…

castielcastle:

come over for a cuppa?
cuppaldi
opps spilled some
 

castielcastle:

come over for a cuppa?

cuppaldi

opps spilled some

 

diamond-dcgs:

*dr who theme*

bunnybennett:

Good Morning.

bunnybennett:

Good Morning.